Wednesday 29 February
This is the time when women can ask guys to marry them. Also when that horrible, useless little month of February attempts to eek out it’s nasty, dull existence a day longer. Thank goodness it’s almost over and summer is around the corner. Of course it doesn’t really effect me as I’m still living in the city of eternal spring. Once again I attempted to rise and leave, and once again I fell back into my pit and covered my head with the pillow. I’ve discovered that sleeping with your head under the pillow has it’s benefits. It helps block out the daylight, as well as the horrible gurgling snores coming from the rest of the dorm. Plus you can pretend you’re trapped in a dragon infested cave on the way to save a sexy naked elf tied up in the chasm of doom. I would suggest you give it a try if you don’t already.
Maybe not that last part.