Author Archives: Stoo

  • Nazi lobby attendant

    I feed my pain with more Curry-wurst and sit around the hostel lobby with no agenda and no mates.  At around midnight the attendant tells me they’re closing and you can’t sit in the place from half twelve until seven am.  This is nonsense, as only the other day I was still tapping on the …

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  • Legging it

    I was so wrapped up in my Berlin euphoria and new found sense of life that I forgot to mention I went out last night and sought out an open mike night.  Here I found just the sort of people I’ve been talking about playing music and partying hard until the last person leaves the bar.  Even …

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  • Berlin

    In spite of the sun shining and a new direction having presented itself, I can’t help but feel upset this morning.  I’ve managed to get up reasonably early by my standards, and packing the new camera I make my way into the city.  I don’t quite know what’s eating me, but I feel like I’m …

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  • Hitchhiking to India

    Today is another write off.  It’s all about nursing myself back to health and trying to remember what the hell happened these past few days.  I do know that I’ve got some new friends on facebook though, and I’ve managed to locate a decent Curry-wurst place which is keeping me alive.  I’ve also come up …

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  • Waster

    So remember me telling you I woke up in a chair by a river?  Well that was around 8 o clock tonight.  Suffice to say that I spent most of my time asleep, in the back of a taxi, or passed out fully clothed in my kilt at the hostel.  Productivity at its very best.

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  • A parting of ways

    It has been decided that it’s probably for the best that I don’t attend the wedding.  It would be just a little too odd.  As such following a new hairdo finally, Katty and myself part ways.  I have had a great time over the past week and I would dearly have loved to attend the …

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  • The art of conversation

    Today feels a bit heavy, for more than one reason.  I can’t shake the awkwardness I’m feeling, the sky’s over Berlin are grey and rainy, and we’re visiting the Jewish holocaust memorial.  It all comes together to make Stuart an unhappy boy. I’m not going to labour the point about how emotional the museum is; you’ve heard …

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  • Awkward in Germany

    I find myself in the bizarre situation of meeting the family of a girl I’ve known for a grand total of around ten days. This should be a laugh a minute. Touch down in Berlin after the usual slog of three different airports and two flights.  I hate the fact I have to put my life on …

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  • Back to earth

    I’ve not showered for three days.  It’s safe to say I smell like a turd.  As we’ve not stayed out drinking ourselves silly last night we manage to get packed up and back into the city pretty sharpish.  Sometimes it’s nice not washing for a couple of days purely for that wonderful moment when you …

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  • Radiohead

    I’m actually dead to the world when we get up this morning.  The tent is cooking in spite of the shade from the trees, and we’re forced to rise early and try to follow the shadow cast by the slim trunks around us.  It’s not until very late that we make it into the festival …

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