I was going to just leave it at that, for comic effect, but I decided to go into a little detail about how this island has actually beaten me. I shall refrain from labouring the point.
I’ve been very ill for four days.
I didn’t even manage to pass my basic open water scuba diving thing.
That “nice” Australian girl I spent yesterday evening with sucked the face off another Australian in front of me tonight. Right after I bought him a drink. Actually no. During. I was at the bar buying them drinks, and when I returned the deed was happening. I should really have told him that I was with her last night and I’d started to develop an itch.
I walked home a beaten man. Fuck you Utila. Thank goodness I’m getting the ferry tomorrow. It’ll probably sink.
Beaten. Totally beaten.
Another day on Utila.
I was going to just leave it at that, for comic effect, but I decided to go into a little detail about how this island has actually beaten me. I shall refrain from labouring the point.
I’ve been very ill for four days.
I didn’t even manage to pass my basic open water scuba diving thing.
That “nice” Australian girl I spent yesterday evening with sucked the face off another Australian in front of me tonight. Right after I bought him a drink. Actually no. During. I was at the bar buying them drinks, and when I returned the deed was happening. I should really have told him that I was with her last night and I’d started to develop an itch.
I walked home a beaten man. Fuck you Utila. Thank goodness I’m getting the ferry tomorrow. It’ll probably sink.