Waking up into darkness and not being able to get back to sleep is never too much fun. This I do at around 3 am, after only having gone to sleep 6 hours previous. After then not having been to bed for 24 hours. I’m all over the place. I decide to calm my soul with some online chess in the early hours. I’m still playing at around lunchtime.
Through bleary eyes I check the note I wrote last night to see if it still exists. It does, and coupled with a delicious chop suey vegetable (YES VEGETABLE) take away I’m a happy chap as I tread the road to recovery. I’ve narrowed my problem down to just one thing. Drink. If I didn’t drink, I wouldn’t smoke. If I didn’t smoke, I wouldn’t do anything else. Ergo, drink is my problem. Actually it’s women. Because I use drink as an excuse to meet them. So it’s women. If I give up women, I’d give up drink, smoking and all the other bad things I do to myself. It’s a no brainer. Women must go.
No brainer
Waking up into darkness and not being able to get back to sleep is never too much fun. This I do at around 3 am, after only having gone to sleep 6 hours previous. After then not having been to bed for 24 hours. I’m all over the place. I decide to calm my soul with some online chess in the early hours. I’m still playing at around lunchtime.
Through bleary eyes I check the note I wrote last night to see if it still exists. It does, and coupled with a delicious chop suey vegetable (YES VEGETABLE) take away I’m a happy chap as I tread the road to recovery. I’ve narrowed my problem down to just one thing. Drink. If I didn’t drink, I wouldn’t smoke. If I didn’t smoke, I wouldn’t do anything else. Ergo, drink is my problem. Actually it’s women. Because I use drink as an excuse to meet them. So it’s women. If I give up women, I’d give up drink, smoking and all the other bad things I do to myself. It’s a no brainer. Women must go.
Except for the date I have. That one can stay.
If I didn’t have a penis I’d be a millionaire.