Hiding in my room, mortified for all the models to see me in my horrendous hunchback of notre damn disguise, I don’t venture out until everyone leaves, and I’m at liberty to visit the bathroom at leisure.  What I failed to mention yesternight, is that I appear to be on the receiving end of Paddy’s …

We left it a bit late last night to hit the town, and found out to our dismay that the few bars available close at 1.30, allowing no punters access after that.  Following this, if you’re lucky enough to get invited, you take a cab out under the stars for numerous ‘desert parties’ that kick …

With relief the bags arrive on what is exactly the same vehicle and we’re underway on time.  I have no idea how he’s managed it, convinced the exact same thing is going to happen a few miles down the road.  Nonetheless it isn’t too long before we’ve reached the Chilean border, and I’ve got a …