I’ve had enough of eating healthily and flooding my system with water. Water is boring. It doesn’t taste of anything. I much prefer Coca Cola, beer or Irn Bru. Man I would kill for a can of Irn Bru. Someone should send me a care package. Irn Bru, salmon, Buckfast and a deep fried Mars bar. Not sure how well that would travel. Actually I hate Buckfast as well, but it’s purely for the purposes of illustration.
After the debacle that was last nights sexual marathon, made worse by the fact that I was an innocent bystander, I’ve chosen to have another lazy day. A friend commented I should have applauded when they finished. Hindsight is a wonderful thing.
It’s not until late at night that hostel buddies persuade me to join them on the town. I’m not quite ready for it, but since working my way through the excellent book The Tao of Pooh, I’ve decided to just ‘be’. Therefore I let nature take its course and end up having a few beers in a few bars. Around two am I eat a shed load of tasty street food and call it a night. What an exciting life I lead.
Yawn
I’ve had enough of eating healthily and flooding my system with water. Water is boring. It doesn’t taste of anything. I much prefer Coca Cola, beer or Irn Bru. Man I would kill for a can of Irn Bru. Someone should send me a care package. Irn Bru, salmon, Buckfast and a deep fried Mars bar. Not sure how well that would travel. Actually I hate Buckfast as well, but it’s purely for the purposes of illustration.
After the debacle that was last nights sexual marathon, made worse by the fact that I was an innocent bystander, I’ve chosen to have another lazy day. A friend commented I should have applauded when they finished. Hindsight is a wonderful thing.
It’s not until late at night that hostel buddies persuade me to join them on the town. I’m not quite ready for it, but since working my way through the excellent book The Tao of Pooh, I’ve decided to just ‘be’. Therefore I let nature take its course and end up having a few beers in a few bars. Around two am I eat a shed load of tasty street food and call it a night. What an exciting life I lead.