I’m in a small village in the Tetris mountains, Slovakia. No wait, that’s a game. Hang on. Google maps. OK Tatra mountains. Apparently a very famous and popular region, there isn’t a sinner here. The weather is terrible and I can’t even see a hill, and the only eatery open in the village just does Pizza. I watch Iron Man. I thow a ball around for the hostel dog. I order a meat feast Italian crust. Apparently there is some mammoth 50cm pizza challenge, but I’m in no mood to be included on a wall of fame and make myself ill as a result. I’m also slightly concerned as to how I’m going to get out of this place, when a fellow hosteler mentions he’s driving to Bratislava tomorrow. Too good an opportunity to miss, I’m woken up at 6am by the deafening church clock bell, and I get the fuck out of Dodge.
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I’m in a small village in the Tetris mountains, Slovakia. No wait, that’s a game. Hang on. Google maps. OK Tatra mountains. Apparently a very famous and popular region, there isn’t a sinner here. The weather is terrible and I can’t even see a hill, and the only eatery open in the village just does Pizza. I watch Iron Man. I thow a ball around for the hostel dog. I order a meat feast Italian crust. Apparently there is some mammoth 50cm pizza challenge, but I’m in no mood to be included on a wall of fame and make myself ill as a result. I’m also slightly concerned as to how I’m going to get out of this place, when a fellow hosteler mentions he’s driving to Bratislava tomorrow. Too good an opportunity to miss, I’m woken up at 6am by the deafening church clock bell, and I get the fuck out of Dodge.